WASHINGTON D.C. — In a bold and exciting editorial move, Not Quite News is thrilled to announce the launch of 'Kamala’s Kolumn', a weekly feature penned by none other than former Vice President Kamala Harris herself. Starting January 30th, readers can expect fresh installments every week, offering a unique blend of wit, wisdom, and Harris's signature style of thought-provoking musings.
“Kamala’s Kolumn will bring a fresh perspective to the news cycle,” said Not Quite News Editor-in-Chief. “With her eloquence and, dare we say, creative use of language, this column promises to redefine the way we think about time, space, and the complexities of word salads.”
Harris is expected to cover a range of topics, from reflections on her historic political career to insights on the everyday passage of time—because, as she might remind us, “Today is today, and tomorrow is another today waiting to be lived.”
Mark your calendars for a week from today and prepare to make Kamala’s Kolumn your weekly must-read.