With Donald Trump soon to be sworn in for his second term, rumors are swirling about a move that could shake the foundations of Hollywood and Washington, D.C. alike: the release of the long-awaited Jeffrey Epstein client list. Insiders suggest the list contains names of high-profile individuals involved in Epstein’s illicit activities—names that could bring down some of the most powerful figures in entertainment, politics, and business.
The mere possibility of such an action has already caused panic among elites, with whispers of private jet bookings and secret hideaways being arranged in record numbers.
Trump’s Promise: "No One Is Untouchable"
During his campaign, Trump hinted at the possibility of declassifying and releasing the Epstein list, stating at rallies:“The American people deserve to know who’s been hiding in the shadows. No one is untouchable—not in Hollywood, not in Congress, not anywhere.”
Now, sources close to the administration say Trump intends to follow through. At a recent press conference, a smirking Trump teased the release, saying, “We’re cleaning house. It’s going to be tremendous—so tremendous, tremendous for us, but tremendously bad for some people, but great for America.”
Hollywood in a Frenzy
The entertainment industry is reportedly in full panic mode. Rumors suggest that dozens of A-list actors, producers, and directors have been implicated. Many are said to be making contingency plans to leave the country, with private flights to non-extradition countries spiking in recent weeks.
An anonymous Hollywood executive told Not Quite News: “If that list comes out, it’s game over. Half of Hollywood will be exposed. Careers will be ruined overnight. We’re talking about the biggest names—you wouldn’t believe it.”
The Oscars, scheduled for early March, are rumored to be considering canceling their live broadcast to avoid potential embarrassment if implicated celebrities fail to show up.
Congress Could Face a Mass Exodus
It’s not just Hollywood feeling the heat. Reports suggest that “half of Congress” could also be implicated, with names of prominent lawmakers on both sides of the aisle allegedly appearing on the list.
Political analysts warn that such a revelation could trigger resignations, arrests, and a constitutional crisis of unprecedented scale. One D.C. insider commented: “If the list is real and includes sitting members of Congress, the fallout would be catastrophic. We’re talking about the potential collapse of public trust in government. It's not like the public trusts the government anyway, so maybe it won't be so bad”
International Fallout
Countries like France, Brazil, and Russia are reportedly bracing for an influx of high-profile American “refugees” seeking to avoid legal scrutiny. Meanwhile, extradition treaties between the U.S. and allied nations are being reexamined as speculation grows.
What Does This Mean for America?
Critics of Trump argue that releasing the Epstein list could destabilize the nation, leading to a vacuum in leadership and a crisis in entertainment and media. Liberal pundit Joy Behar warned on her show:
"Trump isn’t just going after names—he’s going after the very fabric of our democracy! What if I'm on that list? This is dangerous!"
Conversely, supporters argue that exposing the truth, no matter how uncomfortable, is essential for national healing. Former Trump ally and incoming US Attorney General Pam Bondi stated:
"This isn’t about destabilization—it’s about accountability. The American people deserve transparency, no matter how high up the corruption goes."
The Countdown Begins
With Trump’s administration reportedly preparing for the release of the Epstein list within his first 100 days, the country is bracing for what could be the most explosive scandal in American history.
One Hollywood producer who wished to remain anonymous said “If this happens, America won’t just be cleaning house—it’ll be fumigating the entire system. And frankly, some of us are already packing our bags.”