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| Josephine Biden shows off her beautiful new look and we are all for it! |
In a historic and unexpected announcement, Joe Biden, the 46th President of the United States, has officially retired from politics and revealed that they identify as a non-binary lesbian trans woman. The revelation, delivered during a heartfelt speech at a press conference, marks a new chapter for the former president, now known as Josephine Biden.
“It’s taken me 82 years, but I’m finally living as my true self,” Josephine said, standing beside a supportive Dr. Jill Biden. “The truth is, I’ve always been a woman at heart, but the political world I lived in simply wasn’t ready for me to be honest about it. Now, I’m ready to embrace who I am, and I’m deeply grateful to everyone who has supported me on this journey.”
Jill Biden's Silent Leadership
While Josephine “figured things out,” it has come to light that Jill Biden quietly assumed many presidential duties over the past year. Insiders describe her role as "shadow president," managing the day-to-day responsibilities of running the country while Josephine underwent their personal transformation.
“Jill’s been incredible,” Josephine said. “She’s always been my biggest champion, both as my partner and as a leader. She took care of the nation so I could take care of myself.”
Jill herself spoke about her husband-turned-wife with admiration. “This isn’t just Joe’s journey; it’s ours. We’ve always been a team, and I couldn’t be prouder of their bravery,” she said. “Also, it turns out running a country isn’t as hard as people make it out to be when you’re not dodging ice cream questions every day.”
Kamala Harris Reflects on the Transition
Former Vice President Kamala Harris also expressed her admiration for Josephine’s bravery. “This is a historic moment, and I couldn’t be prouder of Josephine for living their truth,” Harris said. She thanked Jill Biden for stepping in during the transition. “Jill’s leadership was invaluable, especially while I was focusing on my presidential campaign,” Harris revealed.
Harris also shared a touching moment when she called Joe after hearing the news. “I said, ‘You did it, Joe, you did it.’ It was a call filled with pride and love because Josephine has finally unburdened herself from what has been.”
"I’ve Always Been a Woman"
Josephine explained that they have known about their gender identity for decades but felt constrained by the political climate. “When I first entered politics, the world wasn’t just bigoted; it was cruel,” they said. “There was no space for someone like me to be open and honest. But the fight for equality over the years has shown me that the tides are changing. It’s still not perfect, but it’s better.”
Political analysts are already diving into Josephine’s career with fresh eyes, pointing to moments that, in retrospect, seem to reflect their true identity. Their well-documented love of aviator sunglasses, floral ice cream flavors, and an "unmistakable sass" in debates have been reinterpreted as subtle expressions of their femininity.
"Josephine has finally unburdened themselves from what has been." - Former Vice President Kamala Harris
Remaining Together
As a non-binary lesbian trans woman, Josephine is staying happily married to Jill Biden, with the couple embracing their new identities together. “Love transcends gender,” Jill said, her voice cracking with emotion. “We’re partners for life, and this change only deepens our bond.”
Mixed Reactions
The announcement has sparked a mix of reactions across the political spectrum. Many progressive leaders, including Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Pete Buttigieg, hailed the revelation as a landmark moment for representation and visibility. “Josephine has shown us that it’s never too late to live authentically,” said AOC. “This is a victory for everyone who dreams of a more inclusive world.”
However, conservative critics have predictably seized upon the news as “proof” of liberal excess. Tucker Carlson dedicated an entire hour to speculating whether the announcement was a distraction from inflation statistics, while Marjorie Taylor Greene claimed it was a "deep state plot" to erase masculinity entirely.
A Legacy Reinvented
As Josephine Biden steps away from the political spotlight, their legacy is already being reexamined. While some will remember them as a longtime public servant and one-term president, others will celebrate their courage in living authentically.
“Politics has been my life’s work, but now it’s time for me to focus on who I am and who I want to be,” Josephine said, ending their speech with a smile. “I may not be president anymore, but I will always fight for a better, more accepting world—just from a different angle.”
The Biden's plan to move back to Delaware, where Josephine says they hope to “catch up on RuPaul’s Drag Race and maybe try on some heels.” Meanwhile, Jill will continue to teach and advocate for education, adding, “Being first lady, shadow president, and first supporter has been my greatest honor.”
It’s an end of an era—but also, as Josephine put it, “a fabulous new beginning.”