In a shocking but unsurprising policy shift that has left political pundits and social media users alike scratching their heads, the United Nations Human Rights Council (UNHRC) has officially announced that racism is permissible—but only if directed at white people.
The resolution, titled “Contextualizing Historical Privilege and Modern Social Equity,” was passed unanimously at a special session in Geneva. According to the council, the measure is designed to "rebalance historical injustices and promote greater equity in global power dynamics."
"It’s Not Racism If It's Justice"
The statement, issued by the council’s chief spokesperson, Ravina Shamdasani, has sparked widespread debate.
“We’re not saying racism is generally okay,” Shamdasani clarified. “What we’re saying is that specific forms of racism—against individuals or groups that historically benefited from systems of oppression—can be understood as a tool for social correction.”
She continued: “If we’re ever going to achieve true equity, we need to create space for historically marginalized voices to express frustration, even if that means occasionally offending a Karen at the Starbucks drive-thru.”
Global Reaction
The announcement has drawn mixed reactions from around the world. Activists in some countries have celebrated the policy as "long overdue" and "the ultimate clap-back."
In a press conference, a coalition of non-governmental organizations in support of the measure stated: “For centuries, white people have dominated the narrative. It’s time they learn what it feels like to be excluded, stereotyped, or just mildly inconvenienced.”
However, critics have labeled the move hypocritical. A joint statement from the European Union expressed 'serious concerns' about the resolution, calling it "a dangerous precedent that undermines the universality of human rights."
In the U.S., Fox News dedicated an entire day of programming to dissecting the announcement. Tucker Carlson (now streaming exclusively on “Tucker+”) called it “the most outrageous assault on Western civilization since gluten-free bagels.”
White People React
Public reactions among white individuals ranged from confusion to bemusement.
Steve Johnson, a middle-aged accountant from Idaho, said, “So, wait… it’s okay to be racist against me now? Does this mean I get a coupon or something?”
Rudy Campbell, a millennial conservative from Tennessee, said, “Does that mean we get to play the victim card every five seconds when we don't get what we want, or is that reserved for non-whites only?”
Others, however, were less amused. Social media platforms lit up with hashtags like #ItsNotReverseRacismItsJustRacism, #DoubleStandards, and #LeaveKarenAlone.
Meanwhile, a group calling itself Caucasians for Equity released a statement suggesting that the council’s decision could backfire. “If you normalize racism against anyone, you’re just perpetuating the cycle,” their spokesperson said. “Also, how will I know if a dirty look at Whole Foods is part of this policy or if I just forgot to shower?”
Comedic Take
Late-night comedians wasted no time mocking the announcement. Trevor Noah quipped, “So basically, the UN just said, ‘We’re cool with racism, as long as it’s artisanal and ethically sourced.’”
Meanwhile, Jimmy Kimmel joked, “White people, take heart. It’s not personal—it’s reparational.”
The Council Responds
Amid the backlash, the UNHRC issued a follow-up statement emphasizing that the resolution is not intended to create division.
“We remain committed to equality for all,” Shamdasani said. “This measure is simply an acknowledgment that historical power imbalances require unique solutions. Besides, it’s not like we’re putting out an official Racism Against White People Starter Pack. We’re just suggesting a little flexibility.”
As the controversy unfolds, one thing is certain: the council’s decision has opened up a global conversation about racism, privilege, and the delicate balance between equity and fairness. Whether this measure fosters progress or deepens divisions remains to be seen—but for now, Karen is officially on notice.