Donald Trump’s critics have long insisted that he’s basically Hitler reincarnated. But how true is this claim? To answer that question, we’ve compiled a list of undeniable similarities between the 45th and soon to be 47th president of the United States and the infamous dictator. Spoiler alert: They’re practically twins!
1. Both Have Hair
Hitler had hair, Trump has hair. Sure, Hitler’s was a slick, ominous side part, and Trump’s is…well, Trump’s, but we can all agree: hair is hair.
2. They Both Liked Speeches
Hitler gave loud, angry speeches in German. Trump gives loud, angry speeches in English. Coincidence? I think not.
3. They Used the Word ‘Great’
Hitler once said, “Make Germany Great Again!” (Okay, he didn’t, but don’t let facts get in the way of a good narrative.) Trump’s version is obviously a copy-paste job.
4. Both Enjoyed Large Crowds
Trump had MAGA rallies; Hitler had Nazi rallies. Totally the same thing, except one handed out free red hats and the other…you know, didn’t.
5. One of Them Owned a Dog
Hitler notoriously loved his German shepherd, Blondi. Trump, however, doesn’t even own a dog. But we’re counting this as a similarity because…um…dogs are a metaphor for authoritarianism?
6. They Both Had Time in Government
Hitler led a fascist dictatorship responsible for the deaths of millions. Trump cut corporate taxes and signed some controversial tweets. Truly indistinguishable.
7. People Chanted Their Names
Crowds chanted “Heil Hitler!” in 1930s Germany. In America, people chant “Four more years!” at Trump rallies. Both involve repetition, so basically the same.
8. They Were Misunderstood Artists
Hitler failed to make it as a painter. Trump failed to make it as an actor in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York. Close enough.
9. They Love Walls
Hitler built walls metaphorically, dividing Europe with ideology. Trump just wanted one wall on the southern border. Walls are walls, right?
10. They Had Enemies
Hitler persecuted millions of innocent people. Trump has beef with Rosie O’Donnell and CNN. History will judge them both harshly for these rivalries.
Final Thoughts
Clearly, the parallels are overwhelming. By this logic, anyone who’s ever had hair, enjoyed applause, or owned a wall in their house is also exactly like Hitler. We encourage readers to consult Wikipedia, history books, or maybe just basic common sense before making these kinds of comparisons.
But hey, who needs nuance when you’ve got hyperbole?