As a wholly-disowned subsidiary of NotQuiteProfitable, NotQuiteNews is proud to share this press announcement. ——————– According to this post from Gizmodo, Google and parent company Alphabet have removed “don’t be evil” from their corporate code of conduct. Here at NQP, we…
In the last few years, two of our country’s hallowed institutions have seen declining attendance. In an effort to turn things around, the Lutheran church and NASCAR have combined to promote an event that celebrates both the racing tradition of…
In what appears to be an isolated incident, a man in Illinois has reportedly saved thousands of dollars during the July 12th “Amazon Prime Day”. Mr. Smith shared with our reporter, “I used this same technique on Black Friday last…
Daylight Savings Time comes to an end each year at 2:00 A.M. on the second Sunday in March. This means that this Sunday morning most US citizens will need to set their clocks forward one hour. For no discernible reason this is…
In a press release today NotQuiteProfitable.com has declared that they are adopting a radical new method of dealing with their liabilities. To make this as simple as possible for those who still have not figured out hyper-text links, we have included…
The airline industry is about to undergo a revolution no less radical than the introduction of the airsick bag in 1949. Surprisingly the change is being driven by a company that is “not yet an airline.” The not-yet-an-airline is specifically Not Quite An…
Earlier this month the world learned that Hewlett-Packard, the company once known for its engineering excellence and management best practices, would be split into two entities. What has not yet been revealed is the struggle within the once-proud corporate giant for…