Category: Business

NQP Adopts New Corporate Motto

As a wholly-disowned subsidiary of NotQuiteProfitable, NotQuiteNews is proud to share this press announcement. ——————– According to this post from Gizmodo, Google and parent company Alphabet have removed “don’t be evil” from their corporate code of conduct. Here at NQP, we…

NASCAR Promotes “REFORMATION 500”

In the last few years, two of our country’s hallowed institutions have seen declining attendance. In an effort to turn things around, the Lutheran church and NASCAR have combined to promote an event that celebrates both the racing tradition of…

Airlines To Stop Flying Passengers by 2016

  The airline industry is about to undergo a revolution no less radical than the introduction of the airsick bag in 1949. Surprisingly the change is being driven by a company that is “not yet an airline.” The not-yet-an-airline is specifically Not Quite An…